What a news day!
I know I’ve been posting links to different stories, and you all (by ‘all’ I mean the 3 or 4 people who stumble across this site on your voyage through the intarweb) want to know more about how my life sucks as compared to everyone elses, but bear with me here, you’ve got to check some of this stuff out.

First, UFOs are being sighted all over the Mount Everest area. It appears to me as if the aliens are trying to outsource to India as well.

Second, SBC is purchasing AT&T for the low-low price of $16,000,000,000. Yes, you heard me right. One of the baby-bells is buying up Ma Bell. I’ve heard of young eating their parents, but … yeesh!

Third, Someone must buy me This guy’s Soul. I can never have too many souls in my closet.. I’m almost to the point where I’m going to need a bigger house to keep them all, though.

Update: Ebay has apparently removed this auction …. why do they always get rid of the good stuff?

Fourth, it looks as if Wil Wheaton (Insert obligitory Star Trek refrence here) will be writing for The Onion. He’ll be doing a weekly column on games of old. You know, the good stuff, Pac Man, Donkey Kong, Pong… real #oldwarez stuff.

Finally, there’s only 97 more days until Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy is released in theaters!! Lucas doesn’t stand a chance agianst the might of a Vogon Constructor Fleet!