Confidential blueprints for the widely controversial Freedom Tower which is set to be erected where the World Trade Center buildings once stood were found in a city garbage can by a homeless recovering drug addict. Usually when the words “homeless” and “recovering drug addict” are used together, it just means the guy doesn’t have enough [...]

Apparently Ingrid Newkirk, the president of PETA thinks Michael Moore shouldn’t have created a documentary on the US healthcare system because he’s “so unhealthy himself”. “There’s an elephant in the room,” Newkirk wrote to Moore in a letter, “and it’s you.” The letter went on to tell Moore that he should become a [...]

Jack Thompson was wrong. Again. This time, however, the media has reported on it. This time, they’re actually making something of it instead of shoving it under the couch with the rest of the undesirable news. Score one for gamers everywhere.
Mere hours after the shooting on the Virginia Tech campus, Jack [...]

Jesus Christ on a Cracker.
We’re all quite horrified and sad over what happened at Virginia Tech on Monday, but this one incident is making everyone look over their shoulders. For instance, An article in the Washington Post begins with:
BOULDER, Colo. — A University of Colorado student pleaded not guilty Wednesday to making comments that [...]

According to a Reuters Article Daylight Savings Time’s 3 week head start has had no noticeable effect on power consumption. Apparently the only thing it did to was to give a lot of crackberry addicts and computer users headaches and moments of blind panic as their clocks and watches toyed with their fragile, business-minded emotions. [...]

Last week I was driving to pick my sister-in-law up from work to take her home, I was running a bit late and was in a bit of a rush. I made a left turn and realized there was a cop car behind me, so I checked to make sure I wasn’t breaking any laws [...]

So I was listening to The Dan Patrick Show on ESPN Radio today on my way to work, I sat through 2 blocks of commercials, each about 4 minutes long. Not once did I hear a commercial for the normal things. Cars, Beer, Painkillers, etc. But here’s how it went.
Block 1:
Ad from Bush, requesting [...]

Martha Stewart assigned inmate number - Sep. 27, 2004
WHY MARTHA?! WHY!?!!
Martha Stewart has been assigned a Number, and Will report to a “Federal Prison Camp” On or Before Oct. 8th.
Why do they call it a “Federal Prison Camp”?

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Yahoo! News - AP: Kerry Favors Bin Laden Trial in U.S.
Kerry is at it again.
For those of you who know me, you may have heard my rants about Kerry’s problem where he constantly says one thing, and the next day comes out and says another. While he may seem like a good choice for [...]

I’m bored, I’m at work, and I’m looking for more info on the two gentlemen who are going to try to win my vote in November to become the Most Powerful Man in the World. Yes, I’m getting into the US Presidential Election.
Now, many people consider George Bush at best, a bumbling idiot. He’s made [...]