I'm a pessimist because any time I show the slightest hint of optimism, I get slapped across the face with the gian… https://t.co/66UNeKhwoC
7 days ago
@thebrianposehn Hey, if I get one, gimme a call. I'll even blast @AmonAmarthBand while I do it.
2 weeks ago
Great, now I'm ugly crying over a koala I once saw on the internet #RIPLewis
2 weeks ago
It signals there will be a Back to the Future reboot in about 5 years with this in place of the DeLorean.
(I uniro… https://t.co/UxXqjyIPs5
3 weeks ago
@BuzzFeed Don't apologize. We don't give a fuck.
3 weeks ago